From today's Carmi Times:
Ted H. Matsel, age 83, died Thursday, October 23, 2008 at Wabash Christian Retirement Center in Carmi, Ill.
It would appear that Mr. Matsel was related somehow to Alice Matsel, who married John Sturm, son of James Clinton Sturm and Arrena Alldredge.
Alternately, the obituary says Mr. Matsel is survived by - among others - Mary Alice Brashier, who might be the widow of Vernon Brashier, who was the brother of Raymond Brashier, who - stay with me, now - was married to Lena Felty, who was the granddaughter (via Orlando Felty) of Sylvanus Felty, my great-great-grandfather.
Which, I suppose, means he's not related to me at all. But I figure I'll add him to my genealogy database anyway.