In the inbox this evening: my quarterly statement from PACER, reporting that I have a zero balance.

I imagine that’s because Mr. E___ C______ has (finally!) exhausted all legal strategems, and is quietly serving out the remaining years of his sentence.

It’s been five years since my one-and-only call to jury duty in the federal courts; I’m hoping they call me back. I could use a new stalking-target.