So this morning I trundled off to the federal courthouse in Urbana, for jury duty. It was...interesting.
The courthouse seemed fairly new, with dark wood paneling just about everywhere (even the windowsills in the restrooms). Judges like wood, I guess.
I was expecting a tedious day, lots of sitting in the jury room, waiting to be called, but it wasn't like that at all. Instead, we watched a (slickly-produced, but rather cheesy in spots) juror orientation video, listened to an introductory speech from the judge, then off we went to the courtroom.
The initial juror pool was forty people; of these, twenty-eight were chosen for the jury and four more as alternates; alas, I was not chosen. Four jurors were excused during the initial voir dire session, so four more were chosen from the (rapidly shrinking) pool. I wasn't one of them, either.
Another juror was excused during the lunch break, so one last juror was chosen; it wasn't me. After a bit more talk, and another break, the judge started sending people home.
The defendant, a fella named [censored], stands accused of mopery and dopery, with a little skullduggery on the side. He seemed awfully relaxed and cheerful, considering the amount of time he'll spend behind bars if convicted. I wonder how the trial will go.