Foggy this morning. The lawns and rooftops are rimed with
frost. It looks much colder than it really is.
Monday's forecast for Carmi, courtesy of the NOAA: PARTLY
CLOUDY. A CHANCE OF RAIN DURING THE NIGHT. LOWS IN THE MID 30S AND
HIGHS IN THE LOWER 50S. Decent enough weather for a research
trip, I think.
The Interactive Advertising Bureau,
http://www.iab.net/, has mandated even
larger & more intrusive banner ads for commercial web sites:
The formats, a subset of the existing IAB Ad Unit
Guidelines, include: 160X600 IMU, 300X250 IMU, 180X150 IMU and the
728X90 IMU.
(I suppose ‘IMU’ is advertiser-speak for
‘pixel’.) I wonder if Mozilla can be configured to
discard any image or Flash animation matching these dimensions.
Boston—the band—has a web site:
http://www.bandboston.com/. It
is wretchedly over-designed: full of pop-ups, Flash everywhere,
and it uses a really annoying menu system where the links get all
jiggly & leap about the screen when the mouse hovers on them.
I guess we're supposed to think the web site is just quivering
with energy.
Sorry, Mr. Scholz, all this hyperanimated frippery doesn't make
me think you're cool. It makes me think your web site designer is
a dweeb. I suppose I'll buy the new album anyway, when I get around
to it. But I won't be visiting the web site again.
(Boston the city has a web site, too:
http://www.cityofboston.gov/.)
There's a new plastic box bolted to the restroom wall at WRI.
Inside is a smoke detector from Voice Products, Inc., whose rather
minimalist web site
(http://www.vproducts.com/)
proclaims them The World Leader in Smoking Enforcement.
Apparently this model doesn't go beep-beep-beep when
there's smoke in the area: instead, it plays back a recorded message.
One imagines the Voice of Stephen issuing from the tiny speaker,
saying, “Put it out and go home. You're fired.”
This just in: the Commandant of the
United States Marine Corps
is James L. Jones, not John P. Tuohy; overloading the web server
at www.excedrin.com will
not donate any money to
Toys For Tots; and
anyone who forwards a chain letter claiming otherwise to all
her friends is a fool.
Or maybe not. A little research reveals that John P. Tuohy is
Commandant of the Marine Corps
League, not the Marine Corps; and Bristol-Myers Squibb really
is running a click-to-donate promotion on the Excedrin web site.
I wonder, though, whether this predates the chain letter, or is
in response to it. I suspect the latter—especially since
there's a $5000 cap on donations.
Even so, only a fool forwards chain letters.
Jake and I had the house to ourselves this evening: Jennifer
was off at a quilter party.
At one point, I was playing the harmonica (badly, as I have
no musical skill whatsoever). Jake surprised me by saying,
“Stop.”
I said, “Stop?”
Jake said, “Noise.”
A clever lad, and a budding music critic.